Most Funny Quotes and Shayari Collection

looking for some funny quotes or Shayari to make your friends laugh or happy? Do you know that Laughing is the best way to get your day started? If no, then well let me explain you few things first! For me laughing at the morning when i wake up gives a big boost to my immunity and make it more positive. And when my friends are not around me then what I do is search viral funny youtube video basically it's the combination once. If I still feel a little down. I call my friends and have a funny chat with them.
Do you know that having at least 1 hour humor in our lives can be a major stress reliever? So below you will find latest quotes regaring this.


I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.

I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.

Your life can't fall apart if you never had it together!

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

The answer you're looking for is inside of you, but it's wrong

Here are some funny shayari as well...

Itne Pade Hain Dande Teri Gali Mein,
Armaan Ho Gaye Thande Teri Gali Mein,
Ek Haath Mein Hai Kanghi Zulfein Sanwarate Hain,
Gadenge Ashiqi Ke Jhande Teri Gali Mein.

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Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab Jhoom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab Jab Main Bhiga Mujhe Teri Yaad Aayi,
Mere Bhai Tune Meri Chhatri Kyun Nahi Lautai.

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Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
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And Kissing Them Is The Boys Duty!

India Is Nation And Dadar Is Station,
India Is Nation And Dadar Is Station,
Do Not Fall In Love,
First Complete Your Education!

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Arz Kiya Hai...
Teri Saanso Ko Meri Dil Me Panah Mil Jaye,
Teri Saanso Ko Meri Dil Me Panah Mil Jaye,
Agar Tu Na Mile To Ye Dil,
Kisi Aur Ke Ishk Me Fanah Ho Jaye.

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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein
Aise Bas Gayi Hai,
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaje Mein
Bhains Fas Gayi Hai!

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Ankhon Se Aasuon Ki Bidaayi Kar Do,
Dil Se Ghamo Ki Judayi Kar Do,
Gar Fir Bhi Dil Na Lage Kahin,
Toh Mere Ghar Ki Putayi Kar Do.

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Ankho Mein Aansu Chehre Par Hansi Hai,
Saanso Mein Aahein Dil Mein Bebasi Hai,
Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Yaar Ki,
Darwaje Mein Ungli Fansi Hai.

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Bazuon Mein Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Mein Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha Sms Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.

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Dost Ruthe Toh Rab Ruthe
Fir Ruthe Toh Jag Chhute,
Agar Fir Ruthe Toh Dil Tute
Aur Agar Fir Ruthe,
To Nikal Danda Maar Sale Ko
Jab Tak Danda Na Tute.